[loyally:] Hey, no, I seen you with Chills, you do all right. Anyway, horses aren't too bad, they just look it sometimes 'cause they're so big. Um...

[the sound of a door opening, followed by distant yapping, chiming, and purring from the O'Reilly menagerie]

Tell you what. Meet me at the ranch when you got a minute? I think it's gonna be easier if we got an actual horse you can meet.