Baker Ranch
May. 15th, 2025 09:42 pmBaker Ranch is John Rambo's former property, now managed by Edgar (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hate_gettin_older) and Radar, located at 486 Juniper Drive in the Northwest Hollow farmlands. It's a large swath of partially-wild land, most of which is used for grazing. Not a lot of fencing breaks it up despite the presence of several horses and other farm animals.
NOTABLE LANDMARKS
Main house: A small two-story house, set back pretty far on the land, that serves as the primary residence. Downstairs is the kitchen, living room, and one guest room; upstairs are three more bedrooms. (One of those rooms, formerly belonging to John, remains largely untouched.)
Workshop: A large shed about ten yards from the house to produce artisanal products like syrups, teas, dandelion wine, etc.
Chicken coop: Also close to the house. Fairly large, allowing for a full flock of chickens ruled over by Co, Queen Chicken, who used to be John's emotional support animal.
Barn: Mostly given over to stables for the horses, but also has bedding space for the other animals if they want it.
Forest preserve: The land backs up against the forest, allowing for space to "raise" wild game (mostly rabbits and hares) along with a variety of forage plants. The area maintained by the ranch covers about 2000-2500 square feet.
Memorial stone: Raised up by Serranai after John's departure. A medium-sized stone on the property's highest hill inscribed with JOHN RAMBO, surrounded by orange day lilies.
NOTABLE (NON-HUMAN) RESIDENTS
hate_gettin_older) and Radar, located at 486 Juniper Drive in the Northwest Hollow farmlands. It's a large swath of partially-wild land, most of which is used for grazing. Not a lot of fencing breaks it up despite the presence of several horses and other farm animals.NOTABLE LANDMARKS
Main house: A small two-story house, set back pretty far on the land, that serves as the primary residence. Downstairs is the kitchen, living room, and one guest room; upstairs are three more bedrooms. (One of those rooms, formerly belonging to John, remains largely untouched.)
Workshop: A large shed about ten yards from the house to produce artisanal products like syrups, teas, dandelion wine, etc.
Chicken coop: Also close to the house. Fairly large, allowing for a full flock of chickens ruled over by Co, Queen Chicken, who used to be John's emotional support animal.
Barn: Mostly given over to stables for the horses, but also has bedding space for the other animals if they want it.
Forest preserve: The land backs up against the forest, allowing for space to "raise" wild game (mostly rabbits and hares) along with a variety of forage plants. The area maintained by the ranch covers about 2000-2500 square feet.
Memorial stone: Raised up by Serranai after John's departure. A medium-sized stone on the property's highest hill inscribed with JOHN RAMBO, surrounded by orange day lilies.
NOTABLE (NON-HUMAN) RESIDENTS
DANFORTH
stallion. persnickety and spirited. has Opinions about everything.
HELGA
mare. patient, even-tempered; good for riding.
CO
Queen Chicken (and she knows it).
BAO
indoor rabbit. (almost) never met a lap she didn't want to commandeer.
BESSIE
cow. forever unbothered and in her lane.
HUMPHREY
bull. gentle giant; the smaller you are, the more protective he'll be.
TIGER JUNIOR (TJ)
dachsbun. just happy to be here!
TREBLE
clefairy. small, but gives great hugs.
BANDIT
purrloin. would sell her own mother for one corn chip.
NIBBLES
indoor rabbit. has chewed his way out of six hutches and counting.
GRETA
saanen goat adopted from the former kaspbrak farm. headbutts are her love language.
JOHNNY BOY
friendly arcane construct, gifted to radar from serranai as the boon of the earthen son.
